Yesterday was the WORST day of my professional life. My boss sent out the most ridiculous email about mandatory Saturday work without extra pay. I was LIVID. I opened WhatsApp to rant to my work bestie. I recorded a 3-minute voice note going IN on this man. I called him 'that pot-bellied buffoon with his cheap suit and fake Rolex, who thinks he's Steve Jobs but can't even operate Excel properly, this goat in human clothing' and SO MUCH MORE. I was on a ROLL. I hit send. Felt good. Two minutes later my work wife calls me SCREAMING. 'Babe, check who you sent it to!' My heart DROPPED. I checked. I SENT IT TO MY BOSS. Not the group chat with my work wife. HIS PERSONAL CHAT. The two checkmarks turned blue. HE HAD LISTENED TO IT. I immediately blocked him (stupid, I know), unblocked him, sent 47 apology messages, claimed my phone was hacked, claimed my bitter ex-boyfriend took my phone, claimed ANYTHING. He replied with one message: 'See me in my office on Monday. 8am sharp.' It's now Saturday. I haven't slept. I've applied to 50 jobs. I've been praying since yesterday. My work wife says I'm definitely fired. My sister says I should just not show up on Monday. My dad (who doesn't even know the full story) says I should be a man and face the consequences. I'm supposed to go to that office in 2 days and explain why I called my boss a pot-bellied buffoon in a 3-minute voice note. There IS no explanation! What do I even say? 'Sorry sir, I meant it but I didn't mean for you to hear it'?? I've started packing my desk items secretly. I've saved every document I might need. I'm preparing for war. But part of me is wondering... what if he understands? What if he laughs? What if I'm NOT fired? Or what if Monday morning, security doesn't even let me into the building?