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Anon90138

2 months ago • 😂 Funny

My neighbor's goat ate my 50k notes that I was drying after washing

I washed 50k in my trouser pocket by mistake. I spread the notes in the sun to dry. My neighbor's goat jumped the fence and chewed ALL the money. When I reported to him, he laughed and said 'you go chop the goat when we kill am'. I've been crying since morning 😭

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